Oh Snap :) Jordan, Age: 18, 5'5", 165 lbs, Color: Midnight blue, Band(s): Dead by April, Sevendust, Chevelle, Tool, Breaking Benjamin, Desire: Not to have a stressfull job and to have a loving family in the future <3 ~ Likes: playing guitar, music of all genres, video games, snowboarding, school, piercings, cuddling, kisses, hugs, cars, theater, drama, friendships, long term and serious relationships, adventures, being wild and crazy, baseball, football, technology, and much more :) ~ Dislikes: Ignorant, self-righteous, and over-bearing people :(

bellybabyy:

AWH OMG BABY

bellybabyy:

AWH OMG BABY

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ariana-loves-marijuana:

shaaaauun:

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All. My. Feelz.

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my-teenage-story:

and-party-and-bullshittt:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

emersi0n:

oh my god this makes me really happy cause now my fires can be beautiful 

more life lessons from tumblr

i now have the sudden urge to set a crayon on fire to test it

my-teenage-story:

and-party-and-bullshittt:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

emersi0n:

oh my god this makes me really happy cause now my fires can be beautiful 

more life lessons from tumblr

i now have the sudden urge to set a crayon on fire to test it

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terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

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dgriffith740:

Sorry I smacked you in the privates LOL

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  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what
overgifs:

joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid
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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

so did u like the gif

overgifs:

joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

so did u like the gif

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got-to-smile-sometime:

supernatural-loves-of-my-life:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

Rebagled forever.